Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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