butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize