You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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