Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
operation harelip BJ is a go
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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