I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
