I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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