I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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