whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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