one might say we're banned from that church
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Alive.
So much puke
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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