I heard we made out
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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