We're like a lot better than the average bears
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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