i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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