singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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