I'm so fucking centered right now
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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