is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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