hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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