if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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