i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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