dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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