People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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