quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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