I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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