We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.