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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess