I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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