I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel