I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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