4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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