There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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