last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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