I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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