do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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