i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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