I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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