Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you would pick up someone in the library
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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