My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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