Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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