fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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