Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so let's talk penis.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
im on a boat
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