it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
