I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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