dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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