The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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