Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize