yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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