My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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