I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
wakey wakey hands off snakey
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
