Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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