# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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