So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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