ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Semen is not good for contacts.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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