i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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