This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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