I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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