I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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