i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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