next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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