His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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